<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333</id><updated>2011-11-28T08:43:51.128+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Entertaining and amusing things on the internet</title><subtitle type='html'>Entertaining and amusing things posted on the wide world of the internet. Mostly urban legends, forwarded jokes and hoax   in our e-mail inbox. You've heard/read these already but it's amusing to read them again.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-46939275890328594</id><published>2011-02-08T20:07:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-08T20:07:57.872+08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mass Money Maker Review</title><content type='html'>So, Mass Money Makers is just about to launch and it seems to like that everyone is on board.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am sure that you will receive like ten more emails about it, but I got a sneak peek at the product, and want to give you my review.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, what is Mass Money Makers?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's based on a simple concept that works (and works well)...this concept is what allows us to rank on 1st page of Google within two to three weeks for just about any keyword out there...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...then we take those same rankings and get them to build massive (really massive) lists...which in turn are piped through "mass money funnels" and the end result is money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Simple, yet very powerful. Indeed it is, and that's why they've simplified it into four core videos that are 2 to 3 hours each, where they break down everything in minute detail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you get any better then that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So in the end, I vote for Mass Money Makers. It's a great product, that really works.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you've been looking for a way to make money online, then you really need to get in on it before the launch is completed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they first opened the doors, they said the software would be limited. I just got an update from them and as of now they only have 17 spots left!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I highly recommend that you get your hands on this software right now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/4qdqwt6"&gt;http://tinyurl.com/4qdqwt6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mengzhu.massmoneym.hop.clickbank.net/"&gt;&lt;img height="125" src="http://www.massmoneyjv.com/images/125x125.jpg" width="125" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-46939275890328594?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/46939275890328594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=46939275890328594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/46939275890328594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/46939275890328594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2011/02/my-mass-money-maker-review.html' title='My Mass Money Maker Review'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-5350445035331302140</id><published>2010-05-18T12:28:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-18T12:28:48.492+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Victoria Morales Graves</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt; Victoria Morales Graves, the &lt;b&gt;first woman&lt;/b&gt; to win two gold medals  in diving in the 1948 Olympics in London in the 3-meter springboard  and the 10-meter platform competitions and the first Asian-American  woman to win an Olympic gold, has died. She was 85. She was a native  of San Francisco; her father was Filipino and her mother was English. &lt;u&gt; Life&lt;/u&gt; magazine named her and decathlon gold winner Bob Mathias the  top two US athletes at the 1948 Olympics.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-5350445035331302140?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/5350445035331302140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=5350445035331302140' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/5350445035331302140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/5350445035331302140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2010/05/victoria-morales-graves.html' title='Victoria Morales Graves'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-275188805637742145</id><published>2009-02-17T07:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T07:08:01.082+08:00</updated><title type='text'>FOR 2009:</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"&gt;HEALTH&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"&gt;                                               &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Drink plenty of water.                           &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.                                     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Play more games.                                 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Read more books than you did in 2008.             &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Sleep for 7 hours.                               &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.   &lt;/span&gt;              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"&gt;PERSONALITY&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Don't over do. Keep your limits.               &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.                                         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.     &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Dream more while you are awake.                     &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.                                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.  Don't hate others.       &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;No one is in charge of your happiness except you.   &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Smile and laugh more.                               &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.                    &lt;/span&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"&gt;SOCIETY&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Call your family often.                            &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Each day give something good to others.            &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Forgive everyone for everything.                  &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Spend time with people over the age of 70 &amp;amp; under the age of 6.                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Try to make at least three people smile each day.  &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;What other people think of you is none of your business.                              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.&lt;/span&gt;                    &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"&gt;LIFE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 127, 64);"&gt;&lt;li&gt;Do the right thing!                                 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.                                     &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;GOD heals everything.                               &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;However good or bad a situation is, it will change.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.                                 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The best is yet to come.                           &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.                               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.    &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;a href="http://trulyrichclub.com/amember/go.php?r=191&amp;amp;i=b0"&gt;&lt;img alt="Join the Truly Rich Club" src="http://trulyrichclub.com/images/logo.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-275188805637742145?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/275188805637742145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=275188805637742145' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/275188805637742145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/275188805637742145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2009/02/for-2009.html' title='FOR 2009:'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-2326197942819237781</id><published>2009-02-14T07:55:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T07:55:00.725+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dengue Fever Remedy</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff8141;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 65);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img alt="7877b8.jpg" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;amp;ik=03b2a5c162&amp;amp;view=att&amp;amp;th=11f63299fc758ad2&amp;amp;attid=0.1.1&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;zw" height="300" width="400" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would like to share this interesting discovery from a classmate's son who has just recovered from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dengue_fever" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#003399;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(0, 51, 153); font-family: Verdana;"&gt;dengue fever&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;. Apparently, his son was in the critical stage at the ICU when his blood platelet count drops to 15 after 15 liters of blood transfusion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His father was so worried that he seeks another friend's recommendation and his son was saved. He confessed to me that he gave his son &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:#a1009f;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(161, 0, 159);"&gt;raw juice of the papaya leaves&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. From a platelet count of 45 after 20 liters of blood transfusion, and after drinking the raw papaya leaf juice, his platelet count jumps instantly to 135. Even the doctors and nurses were surprised. After the second day he was discharged. So he asked me to pass this good news around...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#00a000;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Accordingly it is raw papaya leaves, 2pcs just cleaned and pound and squeeze with filter cloth. You will only get one tablespoon per leaf. So two tablespoon per serving once a day. Do not boil or cook or rinse with hot water, it will loose its strength. Only the leafy part and no stem or sap. It is very bitter and you have to swallow it like "Won Low Kat". But it works.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Papaya Juice - Cure for Dengue*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may have heard this elsewhere but if not I am glad to inform you that papaya juice is a natural cure for dengue fever... As dengue fever is rampant now, I think it's good to share this with all..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A friend of mine had dengue last year. It was a very serious situation for her as her platelet count had dropped to 28,000 after 3 days in hospital and water has started to fill up her lung. She had difficulty in breathing. She was only 32-year old. Doctor says there's no cure for dengue. We just have to wait for her body immune system to build up resistance against dengue and fight its own battle. She already had 2 blood transfusion and all of us were praying very hard as her platelet continued to drop since the first day she was admitted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fortunately her mother-in-law heard that papaya juice would help to reduce the fever and got some papaya leaves, pounded them and squeeze the juice out for her. The next day, her platelet count started to increase, her fever subside. We continued to feed her with papaya juice and she recovered after 3 days!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amazing but it's true. It's believed one's body would be overheated when one is down with dengue and that also caused the patient to have fever papaya juice has cooling effect. Thus, it helps to reduce the level of heat in one's body, thus the fever will go away. I found that it's also good when one is having sore throat or suffering from heat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please spread the news about this as lately there are many dengue cases. It's great if such natural cure could help to ease the sufferings of dengue patients.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Furthermore it's so easily  available.&lt;br /&gt;Blend them and squeeze the juice! It's simple and miraculously effective!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;note: this is from a forwarded mail, the efficacy of papaya leaves for the treatment of dengue is not independently and medically verified.  Use at your own risk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for more info on click on this &lt;a href="http://www.dhpe.org/infect/dengue.html"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-2326197942819237781?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/2326197942819237781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=2326197942819237781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/2326197942819237781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/2326197942819237781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2009/02/dengue-fever-remedy.html' title='Dengue Fever Remedy'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-1754607675620414272</id><published>2009-02-11T12:49:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-11T12:52:26.369+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hoax: A MYSTERIOUS DISEASE IN SOUTH AFRICA</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;img style="width: 667px; height: 194px;" alt="cid:1..1970343057@web38105.mail.mud.yahoo.com" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;amp;ik=03b2a5c162&amp;amp;view=att&amp;amp;th=11f63331f28b4466&amp;amp;attid=0.1.1&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;zw" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 36pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really terrifying&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T&lt;/span&gt;hree women turned up at hospitals&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis and finally, death..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were no outward&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;signs of trauma.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;the same Restaurant (Olive Garden&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal;"&gt; , &lt;/span&gt;Western Cape&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;) within days of their deaths. The Health Department descended on the restaurant , shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. &lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She did&lt;/span&gt; not eat or drink while she was there, but &lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;had&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt; used the restroom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color.&amp;amp;nb sp; This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes in Singapore , before returning home He did &lt;u&gt;NOT&lt;/u&gt; visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did (as did all of the other victims) have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is now believed that these spiders can be  &lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;anywhere&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt; in the country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="cid:2..1970343058@web38105.mail.mud.yahoo.com" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;amp;ik=03b2a5c162&amp;amp;view=att&amp;amp;th=11f63331f28b4466&amp;amp;attid=0.1.2&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;zw" height="171" width="223" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 36pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoax: see &lt;a href="http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/telamonia.asp"&gt;snopes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-1754607675620414272?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/1754607675620414272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=1754607675620414272' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/1754607675620414272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/1754607675620414272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2009/02/hoax-mysterious-disease-in-south-africa.html' title='Hoax: A MYSTERIOUS DISEASE IN SOUTH AFRICA'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-8487189041061519359</id><published>2008-09-10T19:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2008-09-10T19:18:43.038+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fit Over 40</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.fitover40.com/aff/omeng" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241986087425533714" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wHUZeGD1TQ/SL9GksKJ5xI/AAAAAAAAAfE/Il2RwfPA8Eo/s400/fof_150x214_low.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Jon Benson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://omeng.bevopub.hop.clickbank.net/%20"&gt;www.FitOver40.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably the most common question I get other than "do you lift weights?" or "how much can you bench" is, "How do you get those abs?" Not many bodybuilders carry 6-packs around the entire year, and I'm no exception. However, during a 'peaking phase', my abs are pretty decent for a guy who was once completely obese!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're shocked at my first response, and you will be, too: "What are you thinking about when you eat? "After a few seconds of blank stares, I usually get the reply, "I don't know... never really thought about it!" "Exactly," I say. "How do you plan on getting any part of your body to respond, including your abs, without concentration on the challenge?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, it's more than just 'concentration' - I'm literally telling my body what I want it to do with the food I'm eating, with the workout I'm doing, and with the cardio I'm performing. I often touch my mid-section to make a stronger connection. I'm constantly visualizing myself with the abs I want. I never waver from that vision. When I do, that's when the fat loss slows down. Sounds too hocus-pocus? Give it a shot and then talk to me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me give you one brief example of the power of thought on the body, (and you can see dozens more in "&lt;a href="http://omeng.bevopub.hop.clickbank.net/%20"&gt;Fit Over 40&lt;/a&gt;" ).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the book "Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking" by Malcom Gladwell, a fascinating study was noted about the power of mere association with physical performance. A group of individuals were asked to read documents that were riddled with subtle "age" words, like "prune", or "wither". They were then asked to walk to a hallway to take another test. They were not told the reason for the readings, or why the readings changed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The result? Each time the person read more "age" words, they literally ALTERED the way they walked down the hall. Speed slowed down considerably... even posture changes were noted. They literally began to "act old". If you think this does not work in reverse, think again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fitover40.com/aff/omeng" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241986087425533714" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wHUZeGD1TQ/SL9GksKJ5xI/AAAAAAAAAfE/Il2RwfPA8Eo/s400/fof_150x214_low.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Jon Benson. You can see dozens of ab routines inside the &lt;a href="http://omeng.bevopub.hop.clickbank.net/%20"&gt;Fit Over 40&lt;/a&gt; e-book. Every ab routine will work optimally once you change how you perceive the power of your words and your thoughts!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-8487189041061519359?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/8487189041061519359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=8487189041061519359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/8487189041061519359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/8487189041061519359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2008/09/fit-over-40.html' title='Fit Over 40'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wHUZeGD1TQ/SL9GksKJ5xI/AAAAAAAAAfE/Il2RwfPA8Eo/s72-c/fof_150x214_low.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056636084312994333.post-448770590997193414</id><published>2008-09-02T10:23:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2008-09-02T10:25:16.400+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jokes for Computer Geeks</title><content type='html'>A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a Pop-up appeared that said: Scroll down—you got made!”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8056636084312994333-448770590997193414?l=amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/feeds/448770590997193414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8056636084312994333&amp;postID=448770590997193414' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/448770590997193414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8056636084312994333/posts/default/448770590997193414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amusing-entertaining.blogspot.com/2008/09/jokes-for-computer-geeks.html' title='Jokes for Computer Geeks'/><author><name>omeng</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
